Nur Gedanken

So it’s day one after I got dragged in Singapore’s very own "Tammy NYP" and "Bukit Batok Video" hype. It outrightly knocked me of my feet to hear that 13% of all Singaporeans are said to have sex in front of a camera. After all, when I was living there three years ago, Singaporeans were still conservative as hell and the girls still seemed virgin and callow. Once, in the NUS-bus from PGP to FAS, I sat opposite to a Chinese girl and thought: "damn, she`s pretty". She smiled at me and in the next moment started to snuffle a huge snot rag up her nostrils. Man, I can tell you that’s not the right way to hit on a guy! The only sexual explicit experience I ever had in Singapore was when we went out to the Boom Boom Room with a whole bunch of people. It was one of the best cabarets ever. Yet, as you know, those guys there are gay.

And now everything has changed? "I’m not convinced", my former secretary of state would say. After it became night in Singapore, it also became night on my blog. Nobody is interested in that stuff besides Singaporeans and me. But I’m a rare exception, as I’m only on it, because I happen to love this little town. Get over it guys. If it’s really true that 13% percent of you is doing it in front of a camera, why then do you have such a desperate desire for two wicked low resolution videos? Do it at home and shut down the bloody AC. Better for your cold, your ears… and your sexlife!

tags: tammy, tammy nyp, bukit batok, bukit batok video, singapore, nyp, nus.